High Potency from NorCal Indoor Farms is Cannabis over 25% THC or more.

  • Blue Dream- 4 Grams High Potency Blue Dream- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

     
    Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California, has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigoration. Novice and veteran consumers alike enjoy the level effects of Blue Dream, which ease you gently into a calm euphoria. Some Blue Dream phenotypes express a more indica-like look and feel, but the sativa-leaning variety remains most prevalent. With a sweet berry aroma redolent of its Blueberry parent, Blue Dream delivers swift symptom relief without heavy sedative effects. This makes Blue Dream a popular daytime medicine for patients treating pain, depression, nausea, and other ailments requiring a high THC strain.
      High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Green Crack- 4 Grams High Potency Green Crack- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

     
    Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California, has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigoration. Novice and veteran consumers alike enjoy the level effects of Blue Dream, which ease you gently into a calm euphoria. Some Blue Dream phenotypes express a more indica-like look and feel, but the sativa-leaning variety remains most prevalent. With a sweet berry aroma redolent of its Blueberry parent, Blue Dream delivers swift symptom relief without heavy sedative effects. This makes Blue Dream a popular daytime medicine for patients treating pain, depression, nausea, and other ailments requiring a high THC strain.
      High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Lambs Bread- 4 Grams High Potency Lambs Bread- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

     
    Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California, has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigoration. Novice and veteran consumers alike enjoy the level effects of Blue Dream, which ease you gently into a calm euphoria. Some Blue Dream phenotypes express a more indica-like look and feel, but the sativa-leaning variety remains most prevalent. With a sweet berry aroma redolent of its Blueberry parent, Blue Dream delivers swift symptom relief without heavy sedative effects. This makes Blue Dream a popular daytime medicine for patients treating pain, depression, nausea, and other ailments requiring a high THC strain.
      High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Train Wreck- 4 Grams High Potency Train Wreck- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Trainwreck is a mind-bending hybrid with potent sativa effects that hit like a freight train. Mexican and Thai sativas were bred with Afghani indicas to produce this Northern California staple, passing on a sweet lemon and spicy pine aroma. Trainwreck begins its speedy hurtle through the mind with a surge of euphoria, awakening creativity and happiness. Migraines, pain, and arthritis are mowed down by Trainwreck’s high THC content, and many patients also use it for relief of anxiety, ADD/ADHD, and PTSD. Trainwreck flowers finish up in early October outdoors, while indoor gardens are ready for harvest 8 weeks into flowering.

    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Afghan Kush- 4 Grams High Potency Afghan Kush- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Don’t let its intense name fool you: AK-47 will leave you relaxed and mellow. This sativa-dominant hybrid delivers a steady and long-lasting cerebral buzz that keeps you mentally alert and engaged in creative or social activities. AK-47 mixes Colombian, Mexican, Thai, and Afghani varieties, bringing together a complex blend of flavors and effects. While AK-47’s scent is sour and earthy, its sweet floral notes can only be fully realized in the taste

    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00

  • Darth Vader OG- 4 Grams High Potency Darth Vader OG- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Darth Vader OG is a heavy indica marijuana strain that truly shows its “Dark Side” with its violet and forest green flowers. This strain’s true force comes through in its effects, which provide complete body relaxation and sleepiness. Ideal for treating insomnia, this strain may not knock you out immediately, but it will definitely quiet the mind and put all major productive plans on hold. A true “purple” strain, Darth Vader OG has a sweet grape smell but a comparatively subdued taste.
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Jedi Kush- 4 Grams High Potency Jedi Kush- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Jedi Kush brings together the forces of Death Star and SFV OG Kush, an indicaalliance that will awaken both mind and body. Jedi Kush’s timid aroma isn’t fully realized until a bud is cracked open, releasing a complex fusion of sour skunk and tangy diesel. Dreamy euphoriablankets the mind, a sensation that builds over time into bolting cerebral energy that’s unexpected from our indicas. This lethargy-free strain is a great way for patients to get a powerful dose of cannabinoids during the day while treating ailments like pain, PTSD, depression, stress, headaches, and appetite loss. Jedi plants show resilience in outdoor gardens but also thrive indoors with a flowering time of 8 to 9 weeks.
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Skywalker OG- 4 Grams High Potency Skywalker OG- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Skywalker OG is a potent indica-dominant hybrid strain that may just take you to a galaxy far, far away. No Sith genetics here—this plant is a cross between Skywalker and OG Kush and has the strong aroma characteristic to kush strains that includes a spicy herbal scent tinged with jet fuel. This strain makes relaxation your only mission, and some users report strong body effects that include mild tingling and numbness. If pain and physical limitations are the issue, Skywalker OG is here to rescue you. The galaxy also holds a sativa dominant variety of Skywalker that is also often referred to as Skywalker OG or Sativa OG.
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Yoda OG- 4 Grams High Potency Yoda OG- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Yoda OG, a descendant of the legendary OG Kush, is an indica-dominant strain that induces heavy relaxation of the mind and body. This strain boasts its OG genetics with chunky pale buds, a tangle of orange hairs, and a pungent citrus aroma. Its sedating, euphoric effects make it a popular medicine for anxiety and insomnia, and it also provides an extra kick to the appetite. Seasoned consumers may be able to withstand its heaviness during the day, but Yoda OG is most popularly chosen for nighttime consumption.
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Gelato #41- 4 Grams High Potency Gelato #41- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Gelato (also referred to as “Larry Bird”) is another tantalizing hybrid cannabis strain from Cookie Fam Genetics, following in the footsteps of its parents Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. This Bay Area, California native gets its name from the fruity, dessert-like aroma, a common genetic thread among the Cookie family. Her buds tend to bloom in dark purple hues illuminated by fiery orange hairs and a shining white coat of crystal resin. Novice consumers may want to approach this THC powerhouse with caution, but those armed with a high tolerance will delight in Gelato’s heavy-handed euphoria. Physical relaxation comes on strong, but many find themselves still mentally agile enough to stay productive and creative when enjoying Gelato during the day.
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Golden Goat- 4 Grams High Potency Golden Goat- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Our newest strain Biscotti,  is a pungent cross of unknown genetics. Supposedly a mixture of Tangie and an unknown Cookies cut, Tangie Biscotti packs an alluring fragrance of fruit, flowers, and dough. This strain’s stout effects hit hard between the eyes, leaving pleasant euphoria in the mind before turning up the physical relaxation. High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
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  • Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress

    Strain Description:

    Our newest strain Biscotti is a pungent cross of unknown genetics. Supposedly a mixture of Tangie and an unknown Cookies cut, Tangie Biscotti packs an alluring fragrance of fruit, flowers, and dough. This strain’s stout effects hit hard between the eyes, leaving pleasant euphoria in the mind before turning up the physical relaxation. High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
      certs

  • Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    TThis mostly indica strain is a mix of Afghani and Blackberry strains and has beautiful dark purple buds with orange hairs. Plants will flower at 7-8 weeks and are not particularly high yielders, but the dense, hard nugs have crystals throughout. Blackberry Kush tends to have a hashy, jet fuel smell and taste that is balanced by sweet berries. Blackberry Kush is often recommended for the treatment of pain thanks to its strong indica body effects High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Afghan Kush- 4 Grams High Potency Afghan Kush- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    This legendary West Coast strain crosses Ghost OG and Skunk Haze to create an indica-dominant hybrid that tastes and smells like a bushel of fresh bananas. Although it leans towards an indica genetically, the effects are balanced by the Haze’s mellow sativa buzz that provides a relaxed sense of euphoria. A great choice when dealing with stress or depression, Banana Kush also helps stimulate your creative juices and can help you remain talkative in social settings. High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00

  • Afghan Kush- 4 Grams High Potency Afghan Kush- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Afgoo, also known as Afgooey, is a potent indica strain that is believed to descend from an Afghani indica and Maui Haze. Its sativa parent may lend Afgoo some uplifting, creative qualities, but this strain undoubtedly takes after its indica parent as it primarily delivers relaxing, sleepy effects alongside its earthy pine flavor. Growers hoping to cultivate Afgoo may have a better chance of success indoors, but this indica can also thrive in Mediterranean climates outdoors. High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Afghan Kush- 4 Grams High Potency Afghan Kush- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Known for being one of the strongest of the OG strains, Fire OG has a strong scent similar to Lemon Pledge and an effect that can last up to 3 hours. With parents of OG Kush and San Fernando Valley OG Kush F3, the THC can be up to 20% with a CBD of 0.36%. The plant has frost covered nuggets with red hairs, giving the appearance that it is on fire–where the name Fire OG comes from. Flowering time is generally 9-10 weeks.
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
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  • Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

     
    Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California, has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigoration. Novice and veteran consumers alike enjoy the level effects of Blue Dream, which ease you gently into a calm euphoria. Some Blue Dream phenotypes express a more indica-like look and feel, but the sativa-leaning variety remains most prevalent. With a sweet berry aroma redolent of its Blueberry parent, Blue Dream delivers swift symptom relief without heavy sedative effects. This makes Blue Dream a popular daytime medicine for patients treating pain, depression, nausea, and other ailments requiring a high THC strain.
      High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Green Crack- 4 Grams High Potency Green Crack- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    LA Confidential is known as a very popular and successful strain. Its buds have a frosty, lime green appearance and little purple leaves. The taste is smooth and piney, with a classic skunky aroma that does not linger for too long. Overall, LA Confidential is a well-rounded strain that delivers a fast-approaching sensation that is both psychedelic and super calming on the mind and body. For newer patients seeking relief, LA Confidential can both lull you to sleep and treat acute pain.
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00

  • Golden Goat- 4 Grams High Potency Golden Goat- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    King Louis XIII might be most famous for making wigs on men de rigeur for the French aristocracy, but in Southern California the name will bring to mind a popular indica-dominant strain. This strain announces itself as many people did in the 1600s: by its smell. The difference is this monarch’s odor is one that’s meant to be enjoyed; its dense nugs have an overwhelmingly piney smell with an earthy musk that will have you thinking of your last forest adventure. Bred in part from OG Kush, Louis XIII has a very similar spicy kush aroma. Good for insomnia, this strain often tests at over 20% THC.
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Golden Goat- 4 Grams High Potency Golden Goat- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Wedding Cake, also known as Pink Cookies, is the familial genetic cross of Girl Scout Cookies and Cherry Pie. This delectable treat is rich with tangy sweet earth and pepper, taking notes and dimension from its OG and Durban Poison parentage. Enjoy this double dose of dense dankness with care, as certain farms have noted THC content upwards of 25% or greater.
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00
  • Gelato #41- 4 Grams High Potency Gelato #41- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Gorilla Glue #4, developed by GG Strains, is a potent hybrid strain that delivers heavy-handed euphoria and relaxation, leaving you feeling “glued” to the couch. Its chunky, resin-covered buds fill the room with pungent earthy and sour aromas inherited from its parent strains, Chem’s Sister, Sour Dubb, and Chocolate Diesel. Taking first place in both the Michigan and Los Angeles 2014 Cannabis Cups as well as the High Times Jamaican World Cup, this multiple award-winning hybrid’s supremacy is no longer a secret, and consumers will search far and wide to get their hands sticky with Gorilla Glue #4.
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00

  • Gelato #41- 4 Grams High Potency Gelato #41- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    FPOG (AKA Fruity Pebbles OG) by Alien Genetics was a limited-time offering from the breeder. This sweet hybrid takes genetics from Green Ribbon, Granddaddy Purple, and Tahoe Alien to create a tropical, berry flavor reminiscent of the cereal. The euphoric effects will keep you happy when you’re stressed and help you catch some sleep when faced with insomnia. Sit back, relax, and pour yourself a bowl of FPOG!
      High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00

  • Lambs Bread- 4 Grams High Potency Lambs Bread- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    SFV OG by Cali Connection is a sativa-dominant hybrid that is great for patients who need strong pain relief but don’t want to be stuck on the couch. As the name indicates, this OG Kushrelative originates from California’s San Fernando Valley. Although their names are barely distinguishable, SFV OG Kush is actually the Afghani-crossed child to SFV OG. The flowers will stay fairly small and may not look super impressive, but what it lacks in looks it makes up for in smell. The pine and lemon earthiness that SFV exudes can be a bit harsh and bitter if smoked, so this strain is one to save for the vaporizer if consuming directly. Its indica body effects take a little longer to feel than the initial head haziness, but once they do, everything will feel fine.
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00

  • Lambs Bread- 4 Grams High Potency Lambs Bread- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Platinum OG is an indica-dominant strain that takes on a platinum-silver shade due to its thick coat of crystal resin. With purple hues and bright orange hairs, its buds grow dense with a sweet fruity and hashy aroma.  
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00

  • Lambs Bread- 4 Grams High Potency Lambs Bread- 4 Grams High Potency

    Product Includes:

    4 Grams with Glass Stash Jar. THC and CBD percentage. Tamperproof sticker was applied after the curing process.
    CERTIFIED HIGH THC POTENCY: THC % with a Lab test of 25% or more will receive this certification.  Image by IG:  devastatress
     

    Strain Description:

    Named after the methods of mental manipulation employed by the CIA’s Project MKUltra, this indica-dominant strain stands apart due to its powerful cerebral effects. A cross between mostly-sativa hybrid OG Kush and indica G-13, this strain is bred by TH Seeds and won 1st place Indica at the High Times Cannabis Cup in 2003 and 2nd place in 2004. Indoor growing is facilitated by the plant’s short stature, and its above average yield delivers particularly sticky, dense, pungent flowers. MK Ultra is renowned for its ‘hypnotic’ effects that are fast-acting and best used when strong medication is desired. As evidenced by its collection of awards, this indica is one of the strongest in the world. It might be best for a day when not getting off the couch would be fine.
    High Potency 4 Grams Private Reserve
    50.00

  • Lambs Bread- 4 Grams High Potency Lambs Bread- 4 Grams High Potency

    I sure do love my lemon tree

    girl: I'm so glad. I'm so glad that our lemon tree finally grew.

    guy: me too

    girl: and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons

    guy: I know. me too. I mean imagine. we can make lemonade. key lemon pie. lemon meringue pie.

    girl: I think it's the most valuable property that we have.

    • lemon stealing whore enters in the scene *

    guy: I do agree. I think we should go to the bank and get a loan.

    girl: * giggles *

    guy: actually I think we should just get lemon tree insurance.

    • lemon stealing whore starts stealing lemons like a whore *

    girl: I think you're right.

    guy: and then get a loan and then use the lemon tree as collateral because it is now insured. I truly do love our lemon tree.

    girl: just imagine a life full of lemon trees

    guy: I know. and all and our beautiful lemons. there's

    girl: endless possibilities.

    • lemon stealing whore continues stealing lemons like a whore *

    guy: endless possibilities. they're so beautiful.

    girl: (guy says "ehh hehh" while the girl speaks) I wish I were a lemon.

    guy: you wish you were a lemon? if you were a lemon, I'd put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons.

    girl: that's so beautiful (beautiful is said in a weird way)

    guy: * exhales * I try.

    girl: like... I only hope that the whores aren't stealling our lemons. you know.. those naughty lemon whores always... steal.. lemons.

    guy: we do have a couple of those lemon whores in this.. in this community.

    girl: those damn lemon stealing whores.

    guy: I hate them. because now... no one will take our prized lemons from us.

    girl: hey has it been about ten seconds since we've looked at our lemon tree?

    guy: it has been about ten seconds till we've looked at a lemon tree.

    girl: gosh...

    (second of silence)

    (the guy and girl turn around only to discover many lemons in the vagina of a lemon stealing whore. the lemon stealing whore was caught)

    girl: hey!

    guy: hey what the FUCC?!?!