I sure do love my lemon tree
girl: I’m so glad. I’m so glad that our lemon tree finally grew.
guy: me too
girl: and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons
guy: I know. me too. I mean imagine. we can make lemonade. key lemon pie. lemon meringue pie.
girl: I think it’s the most valuable property that we have.
lemon stealing whore enters in the scene *
guy: I do agree. I think we should go to the bank and get a loan.
girl: * giggles *
guy: actually I think we should just get lemon tree insurance.
lemon stealing whore starts stealing lemons like a whore *
girl: I think you’re right.
guy: and then get a loan and then use the lemon tree as collateral because it is now insured. I truly do love our lemon tree.
girl: just imagine a life full of lemon trees
guy: I know. and all and our beautiful lemons. there’s
girl: endless possibilities.
lemon stealing whore continues stealing lemons like a whore *
guy: endless possibilities. they’re so beautiful.
girl: (guy says “ehh hehh” while the girl speaks) I wish I were a lemon.
guy: you wish you were a lemon? if you were a lemon, I’d put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons.
girl: that’s so beautiful (beautiful is said in a weird way)
guy: * exhales * I try.
girl: like… I only hope that the whores aren’t stealling our lemons. you know.. those naughty lemon whores always… steal.. lemons.
guy: we do have a couple of those lemon whores in this.. in this community.
girl: those damn lemon stealing whores.
guy: I hate them. because now… no one will take our prized lemons from us.
girl: hey has it been about ten seconds since we’ve looked at our lemon tree?
guy: it has been about ten seconds till we’ve looked at a lemon tree.
(second of silence)
(the guy and girl turn around only to discover many lemons in the vagina of a lemon stealing whore. the lemon stealing whore was caught)
guy: hey what the FUCC?!?!